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These are some lies we made up about Halifax.
An ET can regularly be observed drinking gasoline in Halifax County Fairgrounds late in the night.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his upper body may be spotted over and over again smoking a cigar in the middle of a deserted road close to Halifax after midnight. Anyhow, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that is preferably not upset.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft has sometimes been noticed at Bagwell Dam on a dark night reading a newspaper.
Little Red Riding Hood is now and then perceived hanging out in a neglected farmhouse in Halifax.
A man with the head of a beast has supposedly been made out on a few instances flinging pebbles into the water at Double Branch after midnight. Scores of local residents declare this spirit takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy folks who dare to interrupt the peace in Halifax.
A massive sloth may every so often be noticed standing by a desolate highway in the neighborhood of
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Halifax.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos was observed riding on a Harley on a shady road near Halifax.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto emerged outside Eno River State Park struggling to exclaim something.
An ET from another galaxy was noticed flickering a lamp in Booker T Washington National Monument at the park headquarters.
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massive lion materialized in a Halifax apartment.
A gigantic lamb was distinguished showing up in a closet mirror.
A semi decomposed human cadaver has repeatedly been perceived relaxing on a sofa in an apartment in the vicinity of Halifax. Folks here argue that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolish folks who come looking for ghosts in Halifax.
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Ghost Sightings From Halifax
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Ghost Sightings From Halifax
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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