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These are some lies we made up about Grottoes.
A gentleman's body with the head of a pig is every now and then seen tossing pieces of wood into the flow at Broad Run on a dark night. Regardless of what folks express, it is in all certainty a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An martian traveler from another planet can occasionally be made out resting in a chair in a house in Grottoes.
A space alien from outer space was noticed in Cross Keys Battle Monument before sunrise slurping blood from a mug.
An enormous capybara emerged up on the highest spot of Austin Mountain searching for a picture.
The ghost of a man holding a sword was observed late at night admiring Calvary Rocks. When seen the spirit moved toward the eye witness who then ran off. One thing is for guaranteed, this spirit sure is bloodcurdling; one that should be avoided.
Napoleon Bonaparte appeared smoking a pipe down at Blackrock Springs before sunrise.
A lady with worms crawling out of her eyes
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was seen in Blackrock Gap late in the night reading a pamphlet. This specific ghost has been distinguished repeatedly in this place. If you talk to the residents, this ghost is that of a person who had a home here in Grottoes before the present.
The ghost of a female with a stiletto in her chest was witnessed wandering from home to home at the
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stroke of midnight on a Grottoes lane. There have been other accounts with reference to this spirit in the vicinity. If you listen to what the local residents claim, this spirit likes terrifying foolish folks who come looking for spirits in Grottoes.
An enormous cheetah has frequently been observed going through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Grottoes home late in the night.
A Tyrannosaurus is repeatedly distinguished taking a rest at the dining table in a Grottoes building.
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Ghost Sightings From Grottoes
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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