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A guy having a spear in his head is frequently noticed in Kiwanis Lake Park before sunrise dragging a cadaver over rocks.
An alien from planet Neptune is known to have been seen on one or two occasions shuffling orbs around by Cold Spring before dawn.
A large frightening monster may frequently be observed studying Cellar Hollow in detail before dawn.
A space invader from another world may be perceived often gazing angrily at the observer in a rubber raft on Lake Wilda.
A space man has occasionally been witnessed by a person hunting in a forest right next door to Greenville.
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Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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