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An extremely large kid has repeatedly been perceived hauling a cadaver over rocks in Dix Memorial Pool at midnight.
The Pied Piper is regularly witnessed up on Cameron Mountain chatting into the air.
An armed forces uniform walking around devoid of a body in it has been noticed on several occasions by Bartonville Dam at night looking at the water. Any which way, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that any sensible person would not want to bump into.
A space alien can regularly be distinguished peeping through residence windows in Gordonsville at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet may be distinguished time and again howling in Barbour Run.
An extraterrestrial from Venus has every so often been made out watching TV in a Gordonsville living room at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from space is every so often witnessed on a Gordonsville road at the stroke of midnight.
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spirit of a terribly burned lady can every now and then be noticed staring at an old man snoozing in a bed in a trailer in Gordonsville. In any event, this is an unlikable ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a train driver has frequently been witnessed in a hardware store in the Gordonsville area.
A woman lacking
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a head is frequently observed calling names in Bear Creek Lake State Park quite near the ranger station. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is the tormented spirit of an old Gordonsville local person.
A gigantic wildcat has supposedly been observed on several occasions turning toward the witness in Prince William Forest Park right by the park headquarters.
A massive warthog may often be noticed ascending out from a storm drain on a Gordonsville lane at midnight.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship can be perceived over and over again snooping in mailboxes late in the night in Gordonsville.
A massive addax has every now and then been spotted in a Gordonsville school on a dark night wandering the halls.
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Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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