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These are some lies we made up about Glen Lyn.
An alien from another solar system has been said to have been seen on one or two instances hurling rocks into the flow at Adair Run in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A man having the head of a goblin may often be noticed mounding pebbles at Glen Lyn Bottom Ash Dikes Dam at night. Whatever people verbalize, this phantom undeniably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be distinguished time and again laundering a blood-splattered cloth in Wylie Falls late at night.
A gigantic bat is every now and then seen up on the apex of Powell Mountain looking for a glove.
A huge squirrel has been said to have been seen on a few occasions scrambling out of a manhole on a Glen Lyn road at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Glen Lyn
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Ghost Sightings From Glen Lyn
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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