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These are some lies we made up about Gladstone.
Galileo was perceived smoking a cigar in Jack Wrights Hollow after midnight.
An enormous alpaca emerged peeking through building windows in Gladstone late in the night.
A giant eland was perceived up on Buck Mountain reading a newsletter.
A black as coal rat that turned into a woman emerged by Abbott Branch trying to find a man. The appearance of the eye witness scared the ghost who then vanished.
The ghost of a young-looking female outfitted as a house keeper was spotted searching through trash container on a Gladstone street. The bystander got scared and fled. Regardless of what, this is an unsympathetic ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Gladstone
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Ghost Sightings From Gladstone
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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