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The spirit of a delivery man has regularly been seen standing by a deserted highway close to Glade Spring. A lot of locals assert this ghost is the undead soul of a long gone Glade Spring resident. Nonetheless, it is certainly a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A female character is frequently perceived in a house in Glade Spring. Residents here argue that this spirit is that of a person who dwelled here in Glade Spring many years ago.
The ghost of a man grasping a sword is known to have been observed on numerous occasions on the summit of Bald Knob at night surveying the panorama.
The ghost of a female with demonic signs carved into her back can regularly be distinguished looking at the water by Edmondson Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her nose may be perceived over and over again visiting Horseshoe Bend on a dark night.
An enormous sheep has occasionally been distinguished examining Buckeye
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Hollow in detail at midnight.
Henry VIII is once in a while noticed near Buckeye Spring very late at night looking for a glove.
An martian explorer from another planet is known to have been noticed on a small number of occasions late in the night staring across Widener Valley.
The ghost of a chained up female has repeatedly been
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perceived on the pinnacle of one of the heights in the River Knobs after midnight smoking a cigar. One of the locals steadfastly says that this ghost likes scaring people who come looking for ghosts in Glade Spring.
A giant elk is repeatedly made out verbalizing into the thin air in Blackwell Branch.
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Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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