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These are some lies we made up about Front Royal.
An enormous springbok can frequently be witnessed glugging down fuel from a gas pump at a fueling station in Front Royal.
A gigantic buffalo has every now and then been seen covering a body by a large boulder in Chimney Field Park at night.
Ludwig van Beethoven is every so often seen soaring over Chimney Field at night.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head missing has purportedly been observed on a few occasions gazing irritably at the onlooker in the middle of Cabin Run. Residents here who have made out this ghost declare this ghost is the tormented spirit of an old Front Royal resident.
An enormous waterbuck can once in a while be made out on the water's edge of Cooley Lake screaming at the onlooker to leave.
The ghost of a young-looking lady in a bloody prom dress was witnessed going wild up on Catlett Mountain. When the observer materialized the ghost fled.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer emerged speaking
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into the night as if somebody besides was present.
A headless female was observed conducting a lead trip of Horseshoe Bend to a cluster of phantoms around midnight. The arrival of the observer alarmed the ghost who then vanished. Residents allege that this phantom is that of a local resident who resided here in Front Royal some time ago. In
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any case, this is an unfriendly spirit that any sane person would not want to encounter.
The ghost of an adolescent girl appeared looking through building windows in Front Royal before sunrise. The phantom talked about revenging a killing.
An ET from planet Neptune was noticed watching television in a Front Royal living room very late at night.
The phantom of a woman having half her head missing was noticed swallowing water from Kings Eddy at night. The observer was terrified and ran off. One of the locals definitely argues that this spirit gets pleasure from frightening people who come looking for spirits in Front Royal.
A space man from the cosmos is repeatedly observed in Harmony Hollow Orchard late at night climbing a towering tree.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may repeatedly be made out smoking a cigar in Bear Hollow after midnight.
A body with a skeleton face wearing dark robes can be noticed frequently at Apple Mountain Lake Dam in the early morning hours taking pleasure
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Ghost Sightings From Front Royal
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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