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These are some lies we made up about Fries.
A lady in flames, carrying a gas tank was noticed on a Fries residential street around midnight. There are other reports about this spirit in the neighborhood.
The spirit of a planter sporting a straw hat was observed at Fries Mill Dam at midnight enjoying the scenery. Many folks in the vicinity have had comparable events involving the same ghost. No matter what, this is a nasty ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into very late at night.
A gigantic puma showed up at Boags Branch around midnight tossing chunks of concrete into the stream.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spacecraft was distinguished staring at a woman sleeping in a bed in a building in Fries.
Plato was spotted in Long Branch Picnic Area very late at night pulling a dead body across the ground.
An ET from planet Mercury has frequently been observed attempting to capture something down beside The Falls at the stroke of midnight.
A massive alpaca is regularly made out near the water at Collins Cove meditating.
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Ghost Sightings From Fries
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Ghost Sightings From Fries
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
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