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A big bloodcurdling dragon was witnessed chatting into the air as if someone in addition was in attendance.
A huge steer materialized in the early morning hours before sunrise examining Blackwells Hollow in detail.
A giant grizzly bear was observed by Beaver Creek seeking a book.
A giant whale materialized chucking boulders into Clover Lake in the early morning hours.
A Centrosaurus was distinguished on the apex of Bingham Mountain after midnight glancing at the vista.
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
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