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These are some lies we made up about Fort Monroe.
A space alien from another galaxy may often be spotted in Armstrong Field after midnight terrifying people.
A space alien may be noticed very frequently shifting orbs about beside the water at Cedar Point.
Vincent van Gogh has now and then been spotted strolling through a Fort Monroe neighborhood cemetery.
An alien traveler from another galaxy has been made out on numerous instances appearing menacing at Hampton Roads before dawn.
A woman afire, grasping a gas bottle can now and then be noticed bathing by Willoughby Beach after midnight. Regardless of what, it unquestionably is a bloodcurdling phantom that is rather not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Monroe
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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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