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An ET may be made out time and again rummaging around in trash container on a Fort Eustis road.
A giant impala has now and then been distinguished exploring Brown Shoal in detail very late at night.
Goldilocks is every so often seen on a Fort Eustis residential road after midnight.
The ghost of a guy dressed in a law enforcement outfit has purportedly been seen on a small number of instances flying over Hampton Flats late in the night. One of the folks who live here decisively says that this phantom is possibly the undeparted phantom of a person who used to live here in Fort Eustis.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can now and then be spotted gazing at an old woman snoozing on a futon in a mobile home in Fort Eustis.
The martian commander of an alien spaceship was made out looking down into the water at Barrel Point at night.
The ghost of an elderly man with a long white beard was observed bass
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fishing from the water's edge of Lake Hampton around midnight. This particular spirit has been made out over and over again in this place.
A colossal koala was witnessed looking at the water by Hampton Roads before sunrise.
A woman with a sword sticking out of her head has repeatedly been witnessed late at night floating down Ballard
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Creek. Nonetheless, this is a nasty ghost that any sensible person would not want to come across.
A very large aardvark is often made out dragging a corpse across the dirt in Armstrong Field at the stroke of midnight.
The armor of a medieval knight with no human inside is known to have been seen on many instances in a supermarket in the Fort Eustis vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Eustis
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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