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These are some lies we made up about Floyd.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is every now and then witnessed gazing at the water by Rakes Mill Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A lady with a spear sticking out of her head has been said to have been spotted on a handful of instances drifting down Beaver Creek before sunrise.
The spirit of a lady with a sack bound around her head may every now and then be perceived smoking a cigar in The Saddle after midnight. In any event, it undeniably is a frightening spirit that any sound person wouldn't want to bump into.
A sizeable menacing spirit was distinguished looking at the vista from the pinnacle of Chimney Rock late at night. There are additional stories involving this phantom in the area.
A space invader from planet Mercury was observed swallowing unleaded from a gas pump at a fuel station in Floyd.
A space alien from another planet appeared walking a Saint Bernard before sunrise on a shadowy
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Floyd residential street.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft was seen looking through mobile home windows in Floyd at midnight.
The ghost of a tied up man was made out searching through garbage container on a Floyd lane. Many folks close at hand have had equivalent experiences involving a similar ghost.
The phantom
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of a youthful lady soaked in blood has frequently been observed on a Floyd residential street after midnight. Folks here assert that this ghost could be a celebrated past inhabitant of Floyd. Regardless of what people utter, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that should be left alone.
A gentleman with a big hole through his chest is often seen suspended in the air like a cloud in Floyd. A woman who lives here argues that this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long gone Floyd resident. Whichever way, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you would not want to encounter before sunrise.
A gigantic mandrill has supposedly been observed on a handful of instances startling people outside Hanging Rock State Park.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space can frequently be noticed pushing orbs about by Booker T Washington National Monument.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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