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These are some lies we made up about Faber.
An enormous alpaca is repeatedly made out in Bear Creek looking.
The creepy ghost of a conquistador may frequently be observed on the apex of Appleberry Mountain at night studying the view.
A chilling skeleton can be observed time and again studying Harris Cove in detail at the stroke of midnight. A local resident argues that this ghost enjoys terrifying people who have the courage to interrupt the silence in Faber.
A gigantic ferret has every so often been noticed staring at the water by Chiles Dam after midnight.
A fluorescent human form is sometimes perceived very late at night gazing across Rockfish Valley. One of the people who live here confidently says that this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Faber some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Faber
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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