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These are some lies we made up about Etlan.
The phantom of a train driver is every now and then spotted dragging a corpse through some bushes in Shenandoah Wilderness late at night. Whichever way, it's undeniably a creepy phantom that should be let alone.
The ghost of a critically mangled hunter dragging a dead bear has been spotted on several instances at Aarons Branch at midnight heaving chunks of concrete into the flowing water.
A gigantic camel can now and then be observed howling by Halfmile Cliff.
A female lacking a head has repeatedly been perceived peeping through home windows in Etlan after midnight. In any case, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that is preferably not interrupted.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO is frequently made out rummaging around in trash container on an Etlan residential street.
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Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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