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These are some lies we made up about Emporia.
Rapunzel has supposedly been witnessed on one or two instances by Emporia Dam before dawn looking at the water.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship may every now and then be observed covering a dead body by a large rock in Meherrin River Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from Mars was noticed in the early morning hours before sunrise hurrying after a passing truck on a murky highway outside Emporia.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire was spotted in the backseat of a Toyota by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror very late at night. The ghost did not seem to be concerned by the observers. It's been declared that this individual spirit loves scaring foolhardy people who come trying to find spirits in Emporia.
A space man from space became visible raking leaves in the side yard of a home in Emporia.
A shining human person was made out by Big Branch shouting at the watcher
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to be off. The phantom waved to the viewer. Nevertheless, it certainly is a creepy spirit that is rather not disturbed.
The phantom of a pregnant female was seen by an old man hiking along a trail outside Emporia. The ghost was swallowed by the night after being seen.
A decapitated man has repeatedly been perceived in Medoc Mountain State
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Park at the ranger station stacking pieces of wood. If you talk to the residents, this ghost could be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in Emporia before the present.
A huge woodchuck has supposedly been perceived on a small number of occasions seated on a sofa in a residence in Emporia.
A very large elk can regularly be perceived staggering from flat to flat before dawn on an Emporia street.
An alien may be witnessed time and again going through the freezer in the kitchen of an Emporia residence on a dark night.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy has from time to time been seen looking at people in an Emporia home through a peephole.
A sphinx is sometimes seen standing by the side of a shady road in close proximity to Emporia.
The phantom of a nurse with a bloody uniform may now and then be spotted dispatching a package at an Emporia post office.
A very large bear has frequently been distinguished talking into the thin air as if someone in addition was near.
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lady with her left arm and right leg amputated is often made out walking a Collie at night on a gloomy Emporia lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Emporia
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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