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These are some lies we made up about Elliston.
The martian captain of a flying saucer is once in a while witnessed pulling a cadaver across the ground in Lafayette Historic District at night.
The Ugly Duckling has been seen on numerous occasions late at night fluttering across the Pedlar Hills.
The ghost of a flight attendant may occasionally be perceived hunting with a bow and arrow in Flatwoods before dawn. Whatever people utter, this is a horrible ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady has repeatedly been witnessed in the early morning hours before sunrise examining Allen Hollow in detail.
The ghost of a young woman clad as a maid has purportedly been spotted on frequent instances mowing the lawn in the side yard of a building in Elliston.
An martian tourist from the cosmos may repeatedly be observed mid stream in Big Laurel Creek demolishing a hat.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has every so often been noticed by a lady canoeing in a river in the neighborhood of Elliston.
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Ghost Sightings From Elliston
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Ghost Sightings From Elliston
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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