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These are some lies we made up about Elkwood.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a bloody knife was witnessed heading a lead outing of Horseshoe Bend to a cluster of ghosts before sunrise. When spotted the ghost came near the bystander who then ran off. One thing is for certain, it's a creepy phantom that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to encounter.
The spirit of a civil war warrior has frequently been spotted gazing at the vista from the highest spot of Berry Hill on a dark night. Some of those who live here declare this spirit is almost certainly the undeceased spirit of a resident who used to reside here in Elkwood.
The phantom of a dreadfully burned lady has supposedly been observed on frequent instances walking a Cocker Spaniel around midnight on a shadowy Elkwood street.
Julius Ceasar may regularly be seen smoking a cigar near Berry Hill Mineral Springs in the early morning hours.
A space alien from the cosmos has every so often been noticed mid stream in Brook Run reading a pamphlet.
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Ghost Sightings From Elkwood
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Ghost Sightings From Elkwood
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
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