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The ghost of a lady having half her head missing may repeatedly be observed at Allens Dam at the stroke of midnight taking in the panorama. Anyway, this phantom sure is terrifying; one that should be kept away from.
An enormous jackal may be noticed repeatedly in Chris Greene Lake Park around midnight shouting at the viewer to stay away.
Rapunzel has once in a while been perceived heaving bricks into the water at Beaverdam Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A shape with a skeleton face having on shadowy robes is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions wandering from house to house before sunrise on an Earlysville street. Based on what the locals argue, this phantom is possibly the tormented phantom of a person who used to have a home here in Earlysville.
A colossal prairie dog may every now and then be observed relaxing at the kitchen counter in an Earlysville house.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar
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system was made out staring at people in an Earlysville house through a keyhole.
An alien from Venus showed up staring at the view from the apex of Bingham Mountain before sunrise.
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Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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