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These are some lies we made up about Dyke.
An ET from the cosmos is occasionally made out twinkling a lamp in Bacon Hollow at midnight.
An extraterrestrial has allegedly been perceived on several occasions hauling a cadaver from the chilly water of Chesley Creek before sunrise.
The spirit of an adolescent girl may now and then be distinguished sitting on the floor in a building in Dyke. It's been said that this particular ghost could be the spirit of a resident who died here in Dyke long ago. One thing is for certain, it in all certainty is a creepy ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to run into.
Issac Newton has repeatedly been distinguished appearing menacing down beside the water at Goose Pond.
An extremely large chameleon is frequently distinguished pointing at the witness beside a streetlight in Dyke.
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Ghost Sightings From Dyke
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Ghost Sightings From Dyke
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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