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These are some lies we made up about Duffield.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy emerged staring over Back Valley at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader was witnessed struggling to capture something in Devils Racepath before sunrise.
A gigantic aardvark came into view in a Duffield highschool very late at night walking the corridors.
The ghost of a planter dressed in a straw hat was perceived drifting along Bobs Branch late at night. Many sightings of this ghost have been conveyed.
A Yeti was noticed hiding a body by a big boulder in Natural Tunnel State Park very late at night.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot is regularly spotted rearranging orbs about up on the highest spot of Bald Knob. One thing is for certain, this is an antagonistic phantom that any commonsensical person would not want to come across.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been seen on numerous occasions downing water from Wake Spring before dawn.
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woman with a blue face can often be made out pointing at the viewer on the highest spot of one of the heights in the North Fork Knobs in the early morning hours. Anyhow, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that should be kept away from.
A gargantuan bat may be distinguished repeatedly in a residence in the vicinity of Duffield.
An martian traveler from outer space has occasionally been perceived searching for an object beneath a parked Jeep in a Duffield parking lot after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Duffield
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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