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These are some lies we made up about Crozier.
Marco Polo has now and then been seen in the center of Beaverdam Creek flashing a kerosene lamp.
A giant dromedary is sometimes perceived staring at the water by Bowles Dam very late at night.
The ghost of a guy with a cross etched into his head can now and then be made out gazing at the panorama from the summit of Sabot Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise. One of the residents confidently argues that this spirit may be a famous days gone by native of Crozier. Regardless of what, it indisputably is a menacing phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet has frequently been made out standing by a desolate road close to Crozier.
The ghost of an engine driver is often made out in a home in Crozier.
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Ghost Sightings From Crozier
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Ghost Sightings From Crozier
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
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