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These are some lies we made up about Crozet.
An ET from Venus has supposedly been made out on frequent instances trying to find a book in Beaver Creek Reservoir Park around midnight.
A beheaded woman may occasionally be witnessed taking a rest on a bench in a building right next door to Crozet. Several of the folks who live in this town allege this ghost loves terrifying foolish people who are courageous enough to interrupt the quiet in Crozet.
An extremely large mink was made out by Beaver Creek Number One Dam in the early morning hours staring at the water.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system was noticed late at night following a passing car on a gloomy highway near Crozet.
The phantom of an 11 feet high huge man became visible on the shore of Charlottesville Reservoir looking for somebody. The spirit did not appear to be anxious by the eye witnesses. Regardless of what folks verbalize, it's a chilling ghost that you wouldn't want to come across late in the night.
A sizeable
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bloodcurdling monster was observed mowing the lawn in the front yard of a flat in Crozet.
An extraterrestrial has often been observed drifting down on Beaver Creek around midnight.
A giant mustang has supposedly been seen on frequent instances at the stroke of midnight exploring Beagle Gap in detail.
An martian traveler from another
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part of the galaxy can frequently be spotted attempting to verbalize something up on the top of Bear Den Mountain.
A gargantuan guinea pig can be noticed very frequently by a woman hiking along a trail near Crozet.
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Ghost Sightings From Crozet
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Ghost Sightings From Crozet
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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