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A female with a spear sticking out of her head may now and then be observed at Hungry Mother Dam at the stroke of midnight pointing at the watcher. Local people claim that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Crockett long ago. Regardless of what, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that any reasonable person would not want to bump into.
The armor of a medieval knight lacking a human being inside has repeatedly been distinguished chucking chunks of concrete into the flow at Big Branch after midnight.
An extraterrestrial is often spotted studying Andrews Hollow in detail around midnight.
The ghost of a woman with a sack fastened around her head may repeatedly be noticed staring at the sight from the top of Bowling Green Mountain at midnight. A local woman declares that this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Crockett long ago.
The alien technician of a flying saucer may be seen very frequently mounding pebbles on the shore of Rural Retreat Lake.
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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