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These are some lies we made up about Crimora.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn has supposedly been witnessed on many instances standing by a deserted road in close proximity to Crimora.
An ET from outer space can be made out repeatedly demolishing a book by Calvary Rocks.
A space invader has every so often been noticed guzzling blood from a beaker in Grand Caverns Regional Park after midnight.
An alien explorer from another planet is every so often observed in Beagle Gap on a dark night seeking a bag.
The spirit of a youthful gentleman having on a confederate uniform has purportedly been seen on a handful of instances up on Bear Den Mountain consuming a steak. A local resident claims that this ghost can be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Crimora some time ago. Anyway, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Crimora
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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