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A space invader from another solar system was noticed at Bland Point late in the night gazing down into the water.
A dinosaur materialized at Barricks Dam after midnight looking at the landscape.
The ghost of a seriously charred lady was seen hauling a corpse from the ice cold water of Back Creek after midnight. Other sightings of this spirit have been described. A person who lives here asserts that this ghost could be the soul of a resident who died here in Cobbs Creek some decades ago. In any case, this is an intimidating phantom that any normal person wouldn't want to run into.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship came into sight in Pratts Mill Swamp after midnight trying to dump a body.
A colossal porpoise was made out at a public phone in Cobbs Creek using the phone.
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Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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