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A person with a skeleton face sporting gloomy robes may frequently be distinguished tossing pieces of wood into the flow at Angell Branch around midnight. In any case, this phantom certainly is chilling; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A wandering ghost can be perceived over and over again mailing an envelope at a Cloverdale post office.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot has every so often been made out guzzling diesel from a fuel pump at a gas station in Cloverdale. If you listen to what the people who live here assert, this spirit gets pleasure from terrifying unwise folks who dare to disrupt the quiet in Cloverdale.
A centaur is sometimes distinguished fishing from the water's edge of Carvins Cove Reservoir late at night.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack gripping a sizeable axe can now and then be observed in Craig Avenue Recreational Center around midnight dragging a cadaver across the dirt. No matter what, this is a horrible ghost that should be shunned.
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YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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