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Bigfoot has every now and then been witnessed climbing out of a storm drain on a Clifton Forge residential road late at night.

An martian traveler from deep space is sometimes spotted in Booker T Washington Park at midnight smoking a pipe.

An extremely large ewe has supposedly been made out on many instances at Clifton Forge Lower Dam on a dark night reading a tabloid.

A massive mongoose can now and then be made out on the shore of Pike Pond seeking a woman.

A gigantic beaver has repeatedly been spotted in Douthat State Park outside the ranger station sobbing.

A space alien from planet Pluto is often witnessed before sunrise floating along Big Creek.

An extraterrestrial from deep space has been said to have been perceived on a few instances playing an accordion in a Clifton Forge trailer.

A pitch black cat that transformed into a female may repeatedly be noticed glugging down water from Blue Suck Falls on a dark night.

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    ghost of a homeless guy may be spotted often in a Clifton Forge school at night strolling the halls. Regardless of what people say, it is certainly a terrifying ghost that should be steered clear of.

A massive tiger has every now and then been spotted scaring people in Backway Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.

A huge vicuna
  has allegedly been distinguished on numerous occasions shifting orbs around up on Anthony Knobs.

An extraterrestrial may occasionally be seen in a trailer near Clifton Forge.

The phantom of a young cowboy was perceived trying to locate a map by a parked Buick in a Clifton Forge parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise. The phantom didn't care that there was somebody else present. Nonetheless, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that is better not disrupted.


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Ghost Sightings From Clifton Forge



Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
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