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These are some lies we made up about Clifton.
An extraterrestrial from another world has now and then been seen up on the peak of Signal Hill twinkling a kerosene lamp.
A menacing skeleton is now and then observed thinking in Arrowhead Park at midnight. A local alleges that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who are bold enough to upset the serenity in Clifton.
A space invader has been said to have been noticed on frequent instances gazing at a lady snoozing on a mattress in a mobile home in Clifton.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world can once in a while be spotted in a restaurant in the Clifton neighborhood.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has often been witnessed creeping out of a storm drain on a Clifton street late in the night.
A luminous human character is frequently noticed playing a piece of music on a flute in a Clifton house.
The ghost of a young guy in a leather jacket has allegedly been distinguished on a handful
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of occasions staring at the water by Burke Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight. One of the local residents strongly alleges that this spirit enjoys frightening people who come trying to locate spirits in Clifton. No matter what, it's undoubtedly a menacing ghost that should be avoided.
A beheaded guy can repeatedly be witnessed hollowing out
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an outlet at the waterfront at Burke Lake.
An alien can be witnessed very frequently hauling a body from the cold water of Airport Creek after midnight.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship has once in a while been distinguished in a mirror in a Clifton flat; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror.
A colossal grizzly bear is now and then seen in a residence in the vicinity of Clifton.
An alien explorer from another galaxy is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of occasions in a Clifton area hardware store, wandering the aisles.
A female with her head and left arm and left leg chopped off may every now and then be observed smoking a cigar at Cedarville State Forest. A number of of the folks who live here declare this ghost can be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Clifton some decades ago.
A space man from planet Pluto was spotted in Appalachian National Scenic Trail by the park headquarters chatting into the air.
A military uniform staggering about lacking
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a body in it emerged taking a rest at the dining table in a Clifton flat reading a newspaper. Many folks in the neighborhood have had comparable events with a very similar ghost. It has been declared that this precise ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a person who used to reside here in Clifton.
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Ghost Sightings From Clifton
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Ghost Sightings From Clifton
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
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