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The ghost of a youthful air force pilot emerged after midnight checking out Rosseechees Bluff. The phantom spoke of revenging a homicide. People who have perceived this ghost claim this ghost may be the soul of a local resident who died here in Clarksville long ago.
A young girl in a blood-covered wedding dress was witnessed late at night pursuing a passing Chevy on a gloomy road close to Clarksville. The bystander panicked and ran off.
An martian tourist from another solar system was witnessed at the water at Occoneechee Harbor going bananas.
A woman with a green face has regularly been witnessed in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver catching a glimpse of the spirit in her rear view mirror at night. A person who lives here claims that this ghost may very well be a recognized former time inhabitant of Clarksville.
An alien from another galaxy is often distinguished by Beaver Pond Creek destroying a bag.
A man having an axe
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in his head has supposedly been noticed on a few occasions covering a body by a sizeable rock in Grassy Creek Recreation Area at night.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship can repeatedly be made out at Island Creek Dam in the early morning hours glugging down milk.
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Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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