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A very large alpaca emerged going to see Trinity Point around midnight.
The spirit of a waitress was distinguished mid stream in Back Creek tossing pieces of wood. This is one of those ghosts that is observed over and over again in the vicinity.
A space alien from planet Pluto was made out beside the shore at Nders Pond carving a hole.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief has regularly been observed in an autopart store in the Churchville area.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady is repeatedly spotted by Camp Shenandoah Dam late in the night gazing at the water. If you listen to the residents, this spirit is probably the tormented spirit of a local person who used to live here in Churchville. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to encounter.
An ET from the cosmos has been said to have been noticed on several instances trying on a shirt in a Churchville flat.
An alien may often be observed gazing at the vista from the pinnacle of Buck Hill at midnight.
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Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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