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These are some lies we made up about Chincoteague Island.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object has occasionally been spotted looking irritably at the watcher late at night on a sidewalk in Chincoteague Island.
A headless lady is known to have been made out on a handful of occasions quite near Assateague Island National Seashore howling at the watcher to go away.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy may from time to time be noticed relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Chincoteague Island flat chucking chunks of concrete.
An alien from the cosmos was perceived heaving chunks of concrete into Hairy Head Pond around midnight.
Vasco da Gama emerged under a chilling towering tree in Woods Grove piling rocks.
The phantom of a 12 foot tall massive man came into sight in Chincoteague National Wildlife Refuge before dawn trashing an object. When spotted the ghost approached the observer who then ran away.
A very large rabbit was seen going for a dip down by Bow Beach in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Chincoteague Island
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Ghost Sightings From Chincoteague Island
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
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