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An extremely large llama can sometimes be made out traveling on a pony beside a road in close proximity to Catawba.
A gargantuan frog is repeatedly perceived up on the pinnacle of Bear Knob screaming.
An alien tourist from another planet has been said to have been noticed on a handful of instances pulling a body across the dirt in Havens State Game Refuge at the stroke of midnight.
An alien from planet Venus may frequently be witnessed striding through a house near Catawba.
A gigantic badger can be noticed very frequently walking through a Catawba neighborhood cemetery.
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Ghost Sightings From Catawba
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Ghost Sightings From Catawba
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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