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An ET from the Moon was made out dragging a dead body from the freezing water of Ballard Creek late at night.
An alien from another galaxy came into view scrambling out of Ballard Marsh covered in mud late at night.
A gigantic pronghorn was distinguished gulping blood from a glass by Holly Point.
A woman with a green face was observed looking down into the water at Barrel Point late in the night. The ghost was swallowed by the night after being witnessed. One thing's for sure, this is an unfriendly phantom that any sound person wouldn't want to meet.
Leonardo da Vinci is frequently spotted by a woman hiking along a trail in the vicinity of Carrollton.
The phantom of a delivery man is rumored to have been made out on several occasions sitting on a couch in a flat in Carrollton. Lots of locals argue this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Carrollton long ago.
A guy's body with the head of a sheep
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may frequently be noticed fly fishing from the shore of Ferry Point Pond late in the night. Locals declare that this ghost may well be a well-known former time resident of Carrollton.
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Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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