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These are some lies we made up about Bumpass.
The spirit of a tough lumberjack carrying a large axe has supposedly been perceived on many occasions at Blount Cove around midnight gazing down into the water. Folks here who have noticed this ghost claim this ghost likes terrifying unwise folks who are bold enough to interrupt the quiet in Bumpass. Whatever folks exclaim, it's a creepy ghost that should be stayed away from.
A huge hog may be spotted often reading a magazine at the shore at Lake Anna.
A huge colt has every now and then been distinguished at Arnolds Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise flinging pebbles into the flowing water.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft is every so often noticed nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Bumpass.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos has allegedly been seen on one or two instances observing the vista from the summit of Green Bottle Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from
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Saturn can occasionally be noticed by Flythe Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing at the water.
A colossal sloth has regularly been observed performing a melody on a harp in a Bumpass mobile home.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is often noticed in a mirror in a Bumpass apartment; the ghost was exclusively
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detectable in the mirror.
An enormous doe is rumored to have been perceived on many instances in a mobile home close to Bumpass.
The creepy ghost of a Barbarian can be distinguished often looking for a book beneath a parked vehicle in a Bumpass parking lot on a dark night.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire has every now and then been noticed in a Bumpass area shoe store, striding the aisles.
A glowing human character has purportedly been spotted on frequent occasions looking wrathfully at the watcher at Purse State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Bumpass
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Ghost Sightings From Bumpass
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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