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These are some lies we made up about Brookneal.
An Anchisaurus is repeatedly observed trashing a glove at midnight on a park bench in Brookneal.
The ghost of a youthful man dressed in a confederate uniform has purportedly been perceived on a few instances trying to find a hat at Bates Dam before dawn. A local woman argues that this ghost likes frightening unwise people who dare to disrupt the peace in Brookneal.
An ET from outer space may frequently be perceived in Patrick Henry National Memorial at midnight drinking soda pop.
A colossal cougar can be seen very frequently floating along Armistead Branch late at night.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has once in a while been noticed seated at a coffee table in a Brookneal home reading a magazine.
The phantom of a street bum is once in a while noticed staggering through a building in Brookneal. One of the folks who live here confidently declares that this ghost likes terrifying foolish folks who come searching for ghosts in Brookneal.
The martian technician of a flying saucer can occasionally be observed by Holliday Lake State Park howling.
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Ghost Sightings From Brookneal
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Ghost Sightings From Brookneal
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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