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These are some lies we made up about Brodnax.
An martian tourist from another world has frequently been made out drifting by on Aaron Creek in the early morning hours.
A Tyrannosaurus is regularly spotted gazing at the water by Winkle Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A woman with a knife sticking out of her head is known to have been spotted on several occasions creeping out of a drain hole on a Brodnax road very late at night.
A medieval knight's armor with no human inside may be made out time and again poking around in mailboxes after midnight in Brodnax.
A colossal impala has now and then been distinguished in a Brodnax school before sunrise striding the corridors.
An alien from Venus has been spotted on numerous occasions in Henderson Point Public Use Area by the ranger station reading a newspaper.
A gargantuan pony can every so often be witnessed in a mirror in a Brodnax trailer; the ghost was exclusively perceptible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Brodnax
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Ghost Sightings From Brodnax
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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