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These are some lies we made up about Broadway.
A giant rhinoceros is from time to time seen slurping water from Tide Spring at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object has been observed on numerous occasions coming into view in a washroom mirror.
A massive springbok may from time to time be seen after midnight floating down Brock Creek.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed in a soldier's outfit was spotted exploring Brocks Gap in detail at midnight. This is one of those ghosts that is distinguished very often around here. Regardless of what, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that you don't want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A woman with a knife sticking out of her head became visible gazing at the view from the highest spot of Chimney Rock before sunrise. The eye witness ran away after she set eyes on the ghost. According to the folks who live here, this ghost could be the soul of a local resident who passed away
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here in Broadway many years ago. Regardless of what people articulate, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a female with a plastic bag bound around her head was perceived resting on a stool in an apartment in close proximity to Broadway. The ghost did not care that there was someone other nearby.
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sizeable creepy ghost was distinguished before dawn hurrying after a passing Chrysler on a gloomy highway near Broadway. The arrival of the eye witness terrified the ghost who then disappeared. One thing is for certain, it without a doubt is a scary phantom that should be steered clear of.
An alien from Pluto has often been observed in the rear seat of a pickup by the driver witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror before dawn.
The spirit of a shackled up man is rumored to have been noticed on a few instances by an old woman canoeing in a river right next door to Broadway.
The spirit of a hobo may frequently be distinguished resting on the floor in a home in Broadway. Many locals say this ghost is almost certainly the undead ghost of a local who used to have a home here in Broadway.
The ghost of a youthful lady drenched in blood may be observed repeatedly in Shenandoah National Park by the park headquarters going berserk.
A space invader from another solar system has sometimes been spotted right by the entrance to Shenandoah River Andy Guest State Park carving a crater.
An alien is occasionally seen mounding pebbles under a streetlight in Broadway.
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Ghost Sightings From Broadway
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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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