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The ghost of a man dressed in armed forces attire was noticed on a Broad Run residential road at the stroke of midnight. The phantom did not seem to be agonized by the bystanders. One thing is for certain, this is an intimidating ghost that is preferably not messed with.
A medieval armor devoid of a person inside came into sight glancing at the view from the peak of Bisquit Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost waved to the bystander. A local resident declares that this spirit enjoys scaring folks who come searching for spirits in Broad Run. Anyhow, it's a menacing ghost that you would not want to meet after midnight.
An extremely large dromedary was observed floating by on Catletts Branch at night.
The ghost of a female with a bag bound around her head showed up studying Hopewell Gap in detail after midnight. When the ghost was distinguished it vanished into the air. Some of those who live here declare this ghost can be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Broad Run many years ago.
A space man was perceived repositioning orbs about on the water's edge of Kinloch Farm Pond.
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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