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These are some lies we made up about Broadford.
An enormous salamander has from time to time been distinguished in a Broadford apartment.
A big terrifying giant has purportedly been seen on a small number of instances flinging boulders down at Cave Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from outer space was distinguished on the summit of Clinch Mountain at the stroke of midnight glancing at the panorama.
An enormous buffalo became visible soaring across the Clinch Mountain late in the night.
Ludwig van Beethoven was spotted on a dark night floating along on Airaudi Run.
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Ghost Sightings From Broadford
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If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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