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These are some lies we made up about Bristow.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady was perceived searching through a freezer in the kitchen of a Bristow residence at midnight. The ghost mentioned avenging an assassination. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A black as coal rat that shape-shifted into a woman materialized seated at a coffee table in a Bristow mobile home. The eye witness was frightened and ran away.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world was made out trying to exclaim something in Broad Run.
The ghost of a homeless guy has repeatedly been observed staring at folks in a Bristow apartment through a door crack.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy is often seen in a deserted place in the neighborhood of Bristow.
The spirit of a gold-miner has purportedly been spotted on a handful of occasions monitoring the landscape from the top of Bald Hill around midnight.
A lady with a partly translucent body can be made out frequently
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flying over Culpeper Basin on a dark night.
A giant zebra has now and then been spotted at Bagley Dam at midnight looking at the panorama.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is every now and then noticed in Baker Street Park late in the night going nuts. People here who have distinguished this ghost argue
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this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolish folks who are courageous enough to disrupt the serenity in Bristow.
A mermaid has been spotted on numerous occasions shouting at a bush in Conway-Robinson Memorial State Forest on a dark night.
The phantom of an aged guy with a long white beard has repeatedly been witnessed spitting at passing cars down a dark highway outside Bristow. Regardless of what folks verbalize, it's without a doubt a creepy ghost that should be shunned.
A space man from outer space is known to have been observed on a handful of occasions sipping gas from a pump at a fuel station in Bristow.
A giant coyote can frequently be seen right by Appalachian National Scenic Trail slurping root beer.
The alien captain of a UFO has now and then been spotted in Chapel Point State Park near the ranger station smoking a cigar.
An alien voyager from the cosmos is from time to time witnessed chatting into the air as if somebody else was near.
A space invader from the cosmos is known to have
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been observed on a small number of occasions staring through house windows in Bristow at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Bristow
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Ghost Sightings From Bristow
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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