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These are some lies we made up about Bristol.
A moderately transparent man dressed as the skipper of a ship may be seen time and again burying a body by a sizeable rock in Anderson Park on a dark night. One thing's for sure, it in all certainty is a chilling ghost that any sane person would not want to come across.
An extraterrestrial has every so often been spotted struggling out from a storm drain on a Bristol lane in the early morning hours.
A very large hartebeest is now and then distinguished snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Bristol.
The ghost of a young-looking man dressed in a confederate uniform has allegedly been made out on a few instances staring at the water by Middlebrook Dam before dawn. Some of the people who live here allege this ghost might be a well-known former time local of Bristol. Anyhow, this is a horrible ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was noticed glancing across Clayman Hollow
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before sunrise.
An Anchisaurus emerged examining Bear Hollow in detail after midnight.
The ghost of a hobo was seen drifting by on Beeler Branch before dawn. The onlooker ran off after he distinguished the ghost. In any case, it's a scary ghost that is better not disturbed.
A gargantuan platypus was perceived down by Bumgardiner
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Spring late in the night smoking a cigar.
The ghost of a youthful woman drenched in blood was witnessed conversing into the night in a rubber raft on Steele Creek Park Lake. The ghost did not mind that there was someone else in attendance.
The phantom of an old witch has regularly been seen on the top of Beaver Creek Knobs at night examining the panorama. It has been argued that this precise ghost is in all probability the struggling ghost of a person who used to reside here in Bristol.
A gentleman with a big hole through his torso is regularly made out playing a melody on a harmonica in a Bristol trailer. Regardless of what, it is certainly a scary ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet at midnight.
An martian explorer from the cosmos has purportedly been spotted on a handful of occasions in a Bristol school before dawn strolling the halls.
A space man from outer space may regularly be witnessed in a home in the neighborhood of Bristol.
A colossal pig can be distinguished very often seeking a bag under
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a parked VW in a Bristol parking lot at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Bristol
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
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