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The ghost of a young-looking gentleman in a winter jacket may repeatedly be perceived twinkling a light in Madison Wayside at the stroke of midnight.
A headless gentleman can be observed often staring at folks in a Brightwood flat through an air vent. One of the local residents definitely argues that this ghost may be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Brightwood many years ago. In any event, this spirit indisputably is creepy; one that is better not disturbed.
A large terrifying beast has once in a while been made out repositioning orbs about up on the highest spot of Arrington Mountain.
An alien explorer from deep space is occasionally observed drifting by on Beaver Run after midnight.
A huge squirrel has supposedly been seen on one or two occasions in a deserted location right next door to Brightwood.
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Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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