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These are some lies we made up about Bridgewater.
The martian commander of a UFO was witnessed struggling to touch something in Bridgewater Historic District very late at night.
An ET from Pluto emerged pacing through a flat close to Bridgewater.
A space invader from another galaxy was witnessed at Silver Lake Dam very late at night taking in the vista.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer was observed fishing from the water's edge of Silver Lake at the stroke of midnight.
Little Red Riding Hood is regularly observed down beside Mill Pond Spring before dawn crying out people's names.
An enormous koodoo has allegedly been made out on numerous occasions pointing at the viewer by Beaver Creek.
A huge prairie dog may regularly be distinguished watching the panorama from the highest spot of Mole Hill before dawn.
The ghost of a gentleman sporting a sheriff outfit can be spotted very frequently heaving boulders in Glade Valley around midnight.
A huge lemur is every now and
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then observed mounding pieces of wood by a chilling lofty tree in Paul State Forest.
An martian explorer from outer space has been said to have been observed on a small number of occasions at a coin operated phone in Bridgewater talking on the phone.
A massive rat has regularly been perceived trying to find a hat alongside a wild highway
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right next door to Bridgewater before dawn.
A space alien from planet Venus is regularly noticed staying in a neglected structure in Bridgewater.
The ghost of an aged guy with a long gray beard has supposedly been perceived on many occasions standing by a wild road outside Bridgewater.
A Chupacabra may often be spotted in a building in Bridgewater.
An alien from another galaxy can be spotted very often trying to find another ghost right by Lost River State Park.
An extraterrestrial has occasionally been distinguished walking in the middle of a secluded road close to Bridgewater.
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Ghost Sightings From Bridgewater
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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