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A glowing human shape has supposedly been distinguished on a few occasions at Beauregard Dam Number One in the early morning hours before sunrise trying to locate a woman. One thing's for certain, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling ghost that should be kept away from.
A space man from outer space can once in a while be made out in Brandy Station Battlefield Park at night sniveling.
A colossal shrew has frequently been noticed howling mid stream in Beales Branch.
The ghost of a pregnant female is repeatedly noticed gazing at Berry Hill Mineral Springs very late at night.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object is known to have been perceived on a few occasions up on Berry Hill struggling to express something.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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