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The ghost of a young-looking lady clad as a maid may from time to time be made out at the stroke of midnight floating along Cypress Creek.
An alien from the Moon has regularly been witnessed hauling a human cranium by Buckhorn Swamp.
A colossal chimpanzee is regularly distinguished by Wiccacanee Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight staring at the water.
An alien from another world has supposedly been observed on numerous instances shouting by the water's edge at Wiccacanee Pond.
The ghost of a destitute gentleman can regularly be observed dragging a body across the ground in Woodland Park after midnight. If you talk to the residents, this ghost enjoys scaring foolhardy folks who come trying to find ghosts in Branchville.
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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