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The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been spotted on many occasions stacking rocks in Woodland Park late in the night.
The ghost of a flight attendant can be witnessed over and over again climbing out of Buckhorn Swamp drenched in slime late in the night. Several of the folks who live in this town allege this phantom is that of a local resident who dwelled here in Boykins a long time ago. Whatever people articulate, it's a terrifying spirit that you do not want to meet in the early morning hours.
The phantom of an old Indian chief has once in a while been distinguished searching for a bag at Bishop Dam late in the night. It's been said that this individual ghost gets pleasure from frightening unwise folks who are fearless enough to disrupt the calm in Boykins. Either way, it without a doubt is a terrifying spirit that any normal person would not want to bump into.
A black as coal dog that shifted shape into a lady is every
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now and then perceived in the center of Corduroy Swamp devouring a cracker.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy has allegedly been spotted on a few occasions going through the fridge in the kitchen of a Boykins home very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Boykins
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Ghost Sightings From Boykins
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
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