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These are some lies we made up about Boyce.
An extremely large chipmunk has frequently been made out going to see Lovers Leap at midnight.
A space invader from deep space is regularly made out gulping water from Horsepen Spring after midnight.
A space invader is known to have been seen on many instances on the highest spot of The Blue Ball at midnight looking at the view.
A very large zebra can often be made out staring down into the water at Calmes Neck before dawn.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has every now and then been witnessed in Slonaker Orchard at night hunting with a rifle.
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Ghost Sightings From Boyce
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Ghost Sightings From Boyce
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
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