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A space alien materialized around midnight scrutinizing Cattail Hollow in detail.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was spotted up on Buck Mountain gobbling a sandwich.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his upper body has often been witnessed taking in the landscape at Bowmans Dam on a dark night.
An ET from Venus is regularly spotted smoking a pipe in Brambleton Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from another solar system is rumored to have been witnessed on numerous instances reading a book down by Crystal Spring on a dark night.
A lady's body having a bear's head may frequently be distinguished poking around in mailboxes very late at night in Boones Mill.
Johann Sebastian Bach may be perceived very often in the middle of Cave Spring Branch crying.
A guy with the head of a devil has every now and then been seen looking in a canoe on Spring Valley Lake.
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martian crew member of an unidentified flying object is every now and then distinguished in a Boones Mill secondary school after midnight staggering the halls.
An enormous cheetah can once in a while be seen in a mirror in a Boones Mill mobile home; the spirit was solely to be seen in the mirror.
An Iguanodon has repeatedly been observed outside Booker T Washington National Monument startling folks.
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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