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An extraterrestrial from another planet is now and then observed ascending out of Four Point Marsh covered in slime on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft has purportedly been spotted on frequent instances throwing chunks of concrete into the flow at Back Creek in the early morning hours.
An extremely large gila monster has repeatedly been spotted hovering in the air like a cloud in Bohannon.
An alien voyager from deep space is repeatedly seen staring down into the water at Bar Neck before dawn.
A space invader from Venus may regularly be perceived staring at a person snoozing on a futon in a home in Bohannon.
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Ghost Sightings From Bohannon
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Ghost Sightings From Bohannon
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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